Morehead, KY- Universally Rude (Season 6)

Author: Straightshooter

Date: October 15, 2013

by Straightshooter
10-15-13
I'm sorry Sir, I can't allow you into the library without your shit ape
What's a shit ape?
A shit ape is an unwanted intruder you don't know. They hang just inside your personal space, hearing everything you say and seeing everything you do.
But, I don't want some shit ape in my personal space, listening to what I say and watching everything I do.
I'm afraid there aren't too many places you can go in Morehead without some shit ape hanging around, Sir.
So it seems....