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| Hello Santa! Do you have a gift for me? | |
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| I have gifts for all the people of Morehead! Now, let's see. Would you like a carton of Winston's, a bottle of Jack Daniels or a pair of used truck nuts? | |
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| Actually Santa, I'll pass on them all. | |
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| I don't understand. You live in Morehead, KY don't you? Surely one of these gifts appeals to you? | |
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| Don't you have any toys or clothes or books? | |
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| I have a Winston model race car, a Jack Daniels dew rag and a book on how to install truck nuts, but I'm guessing you'll probably pass on those too. Won't you, fancy man? | |
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