Road to Heaven

Author: Streetproject

Date: May 27, 2004

by Streetproject
5-27-04
Before you ge to Heaven, you drive their with a vehicle. Depending on your actions on Earth, that was the car you got.
I cheated on my wife a lot, So I got a "Pinto"
I accasionally cheated on my wife, and had an ok relationship with my children. So I got a Sundance.
Well, I got a Viper, Seeing how I never cheated on my Wife, always spent time with my Children, and devoted my life to God!
Later that day, Guy 1 and 2, they see guy 3 on the side of the road, crying...
What is the matter? You're in Heaven, with the highest standards!
I just saw my wife go by on a scooter...