Welcome To Stripcreator Number9

Author: Stripcreator_Number9

Date: January 10, 2003

First a lesson about right and wrong.
Hello ladies and gentlemen. I'm the mastermind behind these comics, Stripcreator Number9, and if you're very observant you'll note that I'm also a pumpkin.
Now, why the hell are you a pumpkin, you might be asking. Well the answer is simple, pumpkins are freakin' cool. My girl calls me pumpkin butt, and when she does I feel all warm and tingly inside.
Well enough about me, I'm really only here to say a few things about my strips before I begin. You see many times what is horribly horrible can actually be pretty funny. If put into the right context.
For example a squirrel getting hit at 100 miles per hour by an ambulance just after saying, opps I dropped my nuts. ... Wait, what? What the crap... That's not funny at all...
Ah and I'm running out of room! I better make this quick! What I'm trying to say is, swearing, rape, death, tentacle monsters, zombies, ect... Fun in comics, bad in real life. So behave suckas!
Whoops, I dropped my nuts...