Death&LAG #1: Death As A Salesman

Author: Stripcreator_Number9

Date: January 11, 2003

11:58pm - Little Asian Girl's House
Greetings. Your final day is almost up. Might I come in?
Uhm, one minute please...
11:58pm - Little Asian Girl's Bedroom
Hey, I think there's another salesman at the door. Should we let him in?
What? But we already bought all those tiny elongated balloons and rubber vibrating toys from the other guy just this month... Well, I guess we shouldn't be rude... Show him in!
11:59pm - Little Asian Girl's Living Room
Uh, no, I don't carry vacuum cleaners. I think you're a little bit confused...
Oh, well right this way Sir. But if you're selling more glow in the dark balloons forget it, those things were all slimy and tasted awful when you blew them up!