Never Give Up The Promised Land

Author: Stripcreator_Number9

Date: January 12, 2003

One lazy afternoon...
Sup, my favorite Cloudster wannabe. Got any fresh sick porn for me?
Holy crap, not now man, I think I finally found a REAL way to resurrect Aeris! This one is going to work for sure!!!
The next day in hell...
My balls too? I thought you only took souls!?
Yeah well, soul value has been going down ever since Britney Spears gained more followers than the Pope.
One week later...
Oh yeah, did that Aeris resurrection trick ever work?
No. I don't wanna talk about it.