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by Subspace
1-08-03
Yep, it's official, I'm now the new Head Moderator. I've been granted supermoderator powers and the ability to hire others.
But I shall NOT abuse my powers! I will not let the newfound abilities corrupt me.
Aqualicy+> ?squadcreate ?ban -e30 ______________________________ Squad successfully created.

 

by Subspace
1-08-03
Heartless Angel> Aqual? You there?
Aqualicy+> Seph? Nice name. Yeah, I'm here, what's up?
Heartless Angel> No, %tickname, you can't join my squad Subspa-- oh sorry, reflex. Can you check on Public 3 for a while? There are a few newbies here.
Aqualicy+> Alright, 'o Dictator. Heh. One question, though. What's with the name?
Heartless Angel> Well...

 

by Subspace
1-08-03
Aqualicy+> Alright, welcome to #newmod, Walmart. First, I'll need your e-mail address so I can send you the guideli-- what the?
nark+ entered Stryke+ entered RED30+ entered Stryke+> Hi! Crazie+ entered Walmart+> ?
Aqualicy+> Guys, aren't you supposed to be moderating public? --Hey, what the?!
Slart+ entered Koharski+ entered Walmart+> ! Slart+> SLARTIN Slart+> h0h0 Aqua+> Hi Aqu! :)
Koharski+> um. Walmart+> but! Thade+ entered nark+> wtf? Sephiroso entered Sephiroso> hi
Nevermind.

 

by Subspace
1-08-03
Aqualicy+> ?find 4U2NV
Not online, last seen more than 10 days ago
Aqualicy+> Hmm. Aqualicy+> ?find Alastria
Not online, last seen 3 days ago.
It's nice we have such dedicated staff members!
Sephiroso> afk

 

by Subspace
1-08-03
JustLo> ¤#"#ing &%¤#ER LAGGY SON OF % "&%¤&! DIE YOU VILE "/&"#¤! When I get my hands on your laggy ¤&# I'll rip your spine out and roast it over and open fire! >> ___________ JustLo> Ok, ok...
Aqualicy+> *arena Stop the racism! If you continue to make racist remarks and verbal harassment you will be banned! << - Aqu
JustLo> OMFG JustLo> GTFO YOU STUPID #"/"#ER! when i get my hands on you im ripping you apart molecule by molecule, you %#"! JustLo> F`#"¤! >> ________ JustLo> ......... JustLo> ....nig?
Aqualicy+> /*warn ENOUGH! If you continue you WILL << be banned.
So...
*Sob* and then he.. *sniffle* then he BANNED me for 7 days! SEVEN DAYS I MEAN WTF!? I didnt even do anything worthy of a ban! ok so i said "nig" but thats not enough to be banned for!!1
Sephiroso> *Sigh* Why does HZ get EVERY SINGLE ONE of them?

 

by Subspace
1-08-03
What I see.
Aqualicy+> Don't worry, as long as you don't break the rules you'll be fine. I'll unlock you now. Enjoy the game! :)
What they see.
!
Aqualicy+> I...w.i.l.l...d.e.v.o.u.r... ...y.o.u.r...s.o.u.l...

 

by Subspace
1-08-03
CP> I cant find my pants! Help! RuKuS> with? ;) Sniper Hz> stfu and play, this is a league game!
Precept*> said the guy who asks if ruk waxes... RuKuS> mmm, wax on, wax off... Sniper Hz> I meant his ass, ass pre! CYB0RG-> uh, guys?
Precept*> I know Sephiroso> PLAY NOW, ORGY LATER RuKuS> Jealous? Sephiroso> stfu CYB0RG-> GUYS!
CP> Oh, they're on a breakaway CYB0RG-> NO SHIT Zemnh> I own. Sephiroso> relax, we're fighting RO Precept*> Yeah, and they're winning atm RuKuS> there's always 3rd period
In Subspace, THIS is an intelligent conversation.

 

by Subspace
1-08-03
Aqualicy+> NICE! Go, Sniper!
Sniper Hz> I own.
Blink00+> *arena Goal scored by Sniper Hz!
Goaljudge> ohh sniper, so elite
I can actually SMELL the lawsuit.
Sniper Hz> I think I can, I think I can...

 

by Subspace
1-08-03
Godzilla entered Godzilla> Greetings and salutations! BooneSalvo> omfg 4U2NV> zilla! BooneSalvo> Zilla! UKillMe> hi zilla Mae|strom> OMG! DN+> Sex! Sephiroso> Zilla!
GODZ!
Tien+> Omg! QotD! Sephiroso> so what brings you back, godzilla? Leafy> zilla, leave! DN+> gtfo Captain_Pickle> . nark+> uh who? Seca> hey newb ;) Mae|strom> I love you Godzilla! 4U2NV> ooooook
Godzilla left arena 4U2NV> You scared him away! Seca> omg zilla Sephiroso> see you in a year, zilla nark+> alrighty Tien+> No QotD? UKillMe> so where's bct?
I should've seen that one coming.

 

by Subspace
1-08-03
Welcome to Subspace Hockey. Logged onto BanG. ___________ >> DN+> Hey, yes Aqu. ___________ >> DN+> Hmm, okay. Direct connect, show it over voice chat. I might be able to help. ___________
Aqualicy+> DN, hey, are you there? << ___________ Aqualicy+> Hey DN. I've got some problems with my comp... it's making an odd sound I can't get rid of. __________ Aqualicy+> Alright. One sec. Here.
...I...w.i.l.l...d.e.v.o.u.r... ...y.o.u.r...s.o.u.l...
DN+> Worn out case fan. >> _____________ DN+> Yes. _____________ ____
Aqualicy+> Y'sure? <<___

 

by Subspace
1-08-03
Shanyre> So that's about it?
Aqualicy> Yup, just hit "connect", and it'll start up the voice chat.
*SCREEEEEEEEEEE* (Bump!, whimper) ______________ OW!! WHAT THE... *Wreeeeeeeee*
*Twitch* AGH! Microphone! Move away from speakers! NOW!
Augh! Sorry! _____________>> And I still have one intact window in my house...
It's alright. I still have one working << eardrum left.

 

by Subspace
1-09-03
Defensive Crease! by Flame Aqualicy+> /*spec Flame has been specced for repeated DCs. Aqualicy+> Flame, you are not allowed to catch the puck from inside the crease. Please read the rules at A1.
At least all he's doing is blatantly DCing. Could be worse I suppose.
Flame> i read rules ! let me back in plz i no rules >> ______________ Flame> omg cool ship, shoot nice
Aqualicy+> /*spec Aqualicy+> Alright, you're now free to << enter.
Crease! by Flame Flame> rofl Tulughma> Help! killed by Flame killed by Flame killed by Flame killed by Flame killed by Flame Flame> hahahah Crease! by Flame killed by Flame killed by Flame killed by..
Oh, he read the rules alright.

 

by Subspace
1-09-03
The_Wrath_> I don't know if anyone's asked this, but, do you enjoy being a moderator? Do you love what you do?
Aqualicy+> Oh, a lot of people has asked me if I enjoy being a moderator.
Aqualicy+> The truth is, it couldn't be better. I get to help out as best I can, I get to maintain order in the game, and I get to *arena funny messages occasionally.
Aqualicy+> Yup. I enjoy helping out, I really do. It's fun to teach newbies how to play, and ensure people have a good time. :)
Hockey Zone..HZ> hi
*Groan* Sweet mother of Pearl, kill me now.

 

by Subspace
1-09-03
Hockey Zone..HZ> hi >> ______________ Hockey Zone..HZ> can i join team +? Hockey Zone..HZ> plz? i m good now not liek 1 hour ago wen i asked
Aqualicy+> Hi, HZ.. ___________ Aqualicy+> I've told you before, + is not a squad! It is worn by moderators in this zone!
Hockey Zone..HZ> o ok
Wait for it.
Hockey Zone..HZ> can i join squad modertors then?
You know, this would be so much easier if I could ban for stupidity.

 

by Subspace
1-09-03
Aqualicy+> Seph? are you there?
Sephiroso> ?
Aqualicy+> Oh, you are here. :) >> ____________ Aqualicy+> The ceiling. Apart from that, I'm wondering where you were yesterday. >> ____________ Aqualicy+> Oh, league stuff? >>
Sephiroso> what's << up? ____________ Sephiroso> oh Sephiroso> me and 4u had a meeting, nothing << serious. ____________ Sephiroso> yup
The day before.
Sephiroso: And with the coming of the tenth season our crusade shall cause the earth to tremble, volcanoes shall rise in a fiery hell, and-- > ___________ There are things you do NOT joke about! >>
4U2NV: --So basically, in other words you want Aqualicy to take over as system operator of Hockey << Zone? ____________ Sorry ! ____________

 

by Subspace
1-09-03
Aqualicy+> Seph? are you there?
Sephiroso> ?
Aqualicy+> Oh, you are here. :) >> ____________ Aqualicy+> The ceiling. Apart from that, I'm wondering where you were yesterday. >> ____________ Aqualicy+> Oh, league stuff? >>
Sephiroso> what's up? ______________ Sephiroso> oh Sephiroso> me and 4u had a meeting, nothing serious. ______________ Sephiroso> yup
The day before.
Sephiroso: And with the coming of the tenth season our crusade shall cause the earth to tremble, volcanoes shall rise in a fiery hell, and-- > ___________ There are things you do NOT joke about! >>
4U2NV: --So basically, in other words you want Aqualicy to take over as system operator of Hockey << Zone? ____________ Sorry ! ____________

 

by Subspace
1-09-03
I just got off the phone with the land lord. You haven't paid your rent for a month, so you've been evicted, and you have 1 week to pack your stuff and move out.
No problem.
Also, your boss called. You haven't been to work in three weeks, and you were fired last Tuesday. >> ______________ Phone, one sec...
Eh, it happens.
HEY, STEE! It's Nobou Uematsu on the phone! He says, he's heard some of your music, and he's interested in having you as an assistant for the development of Final Fantasy XII's music! Full pay!
Do you MIND?! I got an ?illegal call and I'm THIS close to banning Jumpers for thirty days! One more move out of him, and...

 

by Subspace
1-09-03
RED30+> Hey Aqu!
Aqualicy+> Hey, Red Hot! Eaten any culinary/spicy stuff recently?
RED30+> No, but oh, I went and bought that bottle of red paint I was meaning to get. I'm going to use it to paint pictures and show it off as menstrual art!
Aqualicy+> Um. You do realise that people KNOW you're a male, and they will find your story highly dubious, right?
RED30+> No no, I have it all figured out. You see, I have a special kind of relationship with my girlfriend...
Aqualicy+> Excuse me while I clean up this place so I can roll around in laughter.

 

by Subspace
1-10-03
Cyborg> omfg, Tien went into mini making it 13, so now im gonna have to wait until TWO people drop >> ____________ Cyborg> haha ok ____________
Aqualicy+> Yep! 4U's even playing. I'm gonna go in there, do a *specall then ban 4U2NV for playing in mini. <<
...
Aqualicy+> 4U, you know better than to play in mini! I'm going to remove you from the moderator.txt file, then ban you for a day. That oughtta teach you! <<
Cyborg> did you ban him?
Aqualicy+> ...he demoted me to janitor for life, removed my powers, cast a curse on me and sang "I want it that way"...

 

by Subspace
1-10-03
Aqualicy+> Back. Hey Live. :)
Live-Wire> Aqu! Did you check out my new comics? I posted a few more.
Aqualicy+> Yeah, I read them! They're not bad at all. I bookmarked your page.
Live-Wire> Oh! You took notice because I'm a good comic author?
http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=shua&ID=114580
Aqualicy+> Not really, I just found it odd that your room is identical to mine.
Live-Wire> I can explain that!

 

by Subspace
1-10-03
http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=shua&ID=114600
Aqualicy+> Hah! Nice comic, live! It's so true, too.
Live-Wire> i would believe it
Aqualicy+> Although I have never called Tom "bct."
Live-Wire> pssh
Aqualicy+> And you mis-spelled "variables." >> _____________ Aqualicy+> Oh, shut up.
Live-Wire> no problem, I'll just EDIT it... using my << PAID account!

 

by Subspace
1-10-03
Aqualicy+> This whole comic war was amusing, but I feel like we've sucked it dry.
Live-Wire> Hmm, yeah maybe
Aqualicy+> I mean, it was 'fun' while it lasted. But I need to 'move on' to other 'things.' I feel like I need to 'explore' a little more and 'delve' into plots. But 'you understand that, right'?
Aqualicy+> Right? Live? Buddy?
Live-Wire> anything you say can and will be misquoted and used against you in a court of law... tee-hee...

 

by Subspace
1-10-03
The first SSHZ Convention.
Hi, I'm TommydCat.. and you are..?
...must.. ..be.. ..Z..em.. nh..

 

by Subspace
1-11-03
Aqualicy+> Hey Tension! Nice to catch you online! How's the party? :D
Tien+> It's great! All the cool people are here! Alastria, Sniper, Zemnh, TommydCat, even Anborn managed to come despite his schedule.
Tien+> You should be here, though. >> _____________ Tien+> Yeah, they both made it! They're over in the lounge, apparently discussing the fate of HZ or something important.
Aqualicy+> I know! You're probably having a blast. Are Seph and 4U both there? <<
What the fuck is a crotch rocket?

 

by Subspace
1-11-03
Tien+> People are having a great time, we're even playing Subspace on a LAN. Although I'm a bit worried about some of them...
Aqualicy+> Let me guess. Beer?
Tien+> Yeah, they've been bringing out the alcohol. People are really getting acquainted over here. We.. uh, sec..
Aqualicy+> Huh?
Tien+> Hold on a minute, TdC crawled up to me, grabbed my sleeve and claimed he saw a puce monkey crawl out his ass.
Aqualicy+> Jagermeister.

 

by Subspace
1-12-03
Koharski+> so are you happy with Aqu being head mod? Good choice?
Sephiroso> yup he's been doing good, although i'm a bit worried, because he seems to have TOO much time on his hands :p
Koharski+> haha, but you could still let Mailliw take over as head mod, right? ;)
What on earth happened?
At first we thought it was a heart attack, but it looks more like he's in shock. He passed out in front of his computer. Poor S.O.B... Funny dresser, too.

 

by Subspace
1-12-03
Koharski+> Aqual, are you there? >> _____________ Koharski+> did you really ban NobleHelium? was it justified? >> _____________ Koharski+> sounds odd.. Noble is a great guy... >>
Aqualicy+> Yup. _____________ Aqualicy+> Yes. His own fault, he put himself there. _____________ Aqualicy+> I know..
Koharski+> Well, you should still comment on the ban.
Aqualicy+> Yeah I know, I didn't have a chance to before. Give me a second.
>?logbuffer NobleHelium02.log >?bancomment #327 NobleHelium - Triggering my away message.

 

by Subspace
1-13-03
Less (A) then (Q) four (U) hours (A) before (L) the (I) RSHL (C) Roster (Y) Lock. Hurry up and get on a team (BA)
Wow, cool graphics. 200fps, and you can see all the way out to the clipping lane!

 

by Subspace
1-13-03
Aqualicy+> Wait, so the convention is over?
Zemnh> Pretty much
Zemnh> Only one still here is TdC, looking for that monkey. We all got pretty bummed out after Seph.. left. It all started after Koho mentioned Mailliw and Head Mod in the same sentence.
Aqualicy+> Haha! What'd Seph say about it? :D
Zemnh> Well...
Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer truuuee...
Don't worry, he'll be fine. He has simply suffered a major shock. His brain merely needs time to relax. In his case, I'll say a day or two.

 

by Subspace
1-17-03
luminate+> so I see JustLo got kicked off again. :p
Aqualicy+> Yep. He was causing alot of trouble in mini. Delaying the game, verbal harassment, racism, the usual.
luminate+> and then whines about it on the boards.
Aqualicy+> It's his own problem. He decides to be lame, plus break the rules, and gets dealt with.
luminate+> don't you find it annoying that he claims abuse and posts the logs, though?
Aqualicy+> Actually, I just found it amusing that he edited out most of his racism from the log.

 

by Subspace
1-17-03
Wow, I've never gone this far without dying before.. and I have so much cool stuff! Mmph. Going to have to tell Luminate about it tomorrow. Sure am tired, though..
Maybe I should.. get some sleep or something. No.. must stay awake.. must... endure.. savour.. good luck.. lots of items, full hit points.. heee..
Shortly...
A gnoll pup hits you for 1 point damage A gnoll pup hits you for 1 point damage A gnoll pup hits you for 1 point damage A gnoll pup hits you for 1 point damage A gnoll pup hits you for 1 point damage
Zzzzzzzzz..

 

by Subspace
1-17-03
Stee? You--
HEY have you seen this this is cool they've got like dragons and manticores and character classes and skills and huge areas to explore and the huge hand crafted caves
But I kinda wanna take a break'cause I've been engulfed in their world for a while and I haven't seen sunlight in 2 days and I wanna take a break
Ye--
SOANYway, I'm gonna go'cause I hear they've gotten the new Dune movie and I wanna seeit and all and it's like four hours of Scifi-Goodness and I love the Dune universe, see ya!

 

by Subspace
1-17-03
Aqualicy+> ?find Red
RED30+ - #redafk
Aqualicy+> ?go #redafk
Entered arena.
Aqualicy+> - :RED30+:*setship 7 Aqualicy+> - :RED30+:*warpto 638 512 Aqualicy+> Thanks for voulenteering to goaltend for me!
RED30+> !

 

by Subspace
1-24-03
Welcome, %.tickname of %.squad... one who has seen the Eye...

 

by Subspace
3-11-03
Today, Blizzard announced they will be doing a full wipe of Battle.net servers to combat the problem of hackers. This, however, will delete all current player characters. Blizzard apologises.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Do you hear that?
That is the sound of ultimate suffering...

 

by Subspace
3-11-03
Hey, dude, still playing? I'm amazed.
Yup, 'course.
I heard you lost all your hard earned characters due to a wipe. Didn't know Blizzard would do THAT just to combat cheats.
S'alright. Turns out it helped me break my addiction, so it wasn't a total loss.
It helped you break your addiction? Then why are you still playing?
Dude, I ONLY started THREE new characters this afternoon! Give me a break!

 

by Subspace
3-11-03
So, after the wipe you made three new characters in one afternoon. Well, I'd call you insane, but at least you're only in Act II.
I'm on Nightmare.
Look, we've talked about it, but straightjackets cost an arm and a leg, and to get a room polstered requires a lot of paperwork!
Rats.

 

by Subspace
3-11-03
You're on Star Boy's computer. That can only mean two things, but I'm guessing he's out with Elisa.
Heh heh, yeah, she's the only person who can get him away from this thing.
Stee's so quiet tonight... Is he examining me? I wonder what he's thinking behind those dark, blue, calm eyes...
Queen takes rook! CHAIN LIGHTNING! *Ch-ZAP!* HYDRA! O-kay! Frostburns!

 

by Subspace
3-11-03
Hey, you're both here! Sorry I've been so hooked on Dee-two lately.
Hee, that's fine, we figured you'd return to real life one of these days. Missed ya, though!
Plus, you needed a break. And Diablo is a great stress reliever. Not to mention, Dill finally got some work done on your compu--
DILL!!
Y'know, if Dill lives through this, he'll be pissed when he finds out you told he used Stee's computer.
I still don't get it. What's the prob? Is Stee afraid we'll find his extensive collection of selfmade ASCII-art G1 Transformers?

 

by Subspace
3-13-03
Elisa's waiting, ready to go?
Yep, just finishing up an e-mail to Candy, outlining my horror and anguish slash suffering.
If you're talking about Diablo II, isn't it a -good- thing that they wiped? No more cheats!
Actually, the irony of it is that hackers developed a prog that could copy their characters to their computers and back, so when the wipe was done there were still hacked chars.
I could make some crack about how this relates to american policy, but I'm too tired to think of anything.
Seriously? Wow, and I left them wide open there, too!

 

by Subspace
3-13-03
Wow, I've never gone this far without dying before.. and I have so much cool stuff! Mmph. Going to have to tell Candy about it tomorrow. Sure am tired, though..
Maybe I should.. get some sleep or something. No... must stay awake.. must ... savour good luck. Lots of items, full hit points.. heee..
Shortly...
Zzzzzzzz...
A gnoll pup hits you for 1 point damage A gnoll pup hits you for 1 point damage A gnoll pup hits you for 1 point damage A gnoll pup hits you for 1 point damage A gnoll pup hits you for 1 point damage

 

by Subspace
3-13-03
Stee? You--
DILL have you seen this this is cool they've got like dragons and manticores and character classes and skills and huge areas to explore and the huge hand crafted caves
But I kinda wanna take a break'cause I've been engulfed in their world for a while and I haven't seen sunlight in 2 days and I wanna take a break
Ye--
SOANYway, I'm gonna go'cause I hear they've gotten the new Dune movie and I wanna seeit and all and it's like four hours of Scifi-Goodness and I love the Dune universe, see ya!

 

by Subspace
3-13-03
Sorry, but this comic is closed.
Permanently. Or until re-opened.
Thanks for your interest. - Aqu

 

by Subspace
3-13-03
Dill! (Mmph.) Don't step on anything! Hand me that screwdriver over there, will ya?
Alright, and I won't ask what you're doing on the floor. Man, what're you working on? This thing's huge.
Microwave oven. Thanks. Oh, that reminds me, you got a large package this morn--
* W H O O S H ! *
What was that breeze? Who left the window open?
I think Dill's computer is here.

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