HAMLET: ACT I

Author: SullivanGreer

Date: February 25, 2003

by SullivanGreer
2-25-03
What was that? Is that a fucking ghost??
I don't know, let's get outta here!!
That's right, I'm Claudius, and this is my fucking main hall. I rule Denmark now!! Everyone loves me!! PARTY!!
I do not love you... because I am Hamlet, and you are my evil uncle who took over for my daddy when he died!
OH NO!! That is my daddy!! I thought he was dead!
Your uncle Claudius killed me... so kill him!! IT'S FUCKIN SIMPLE!