HAMLET: ACT II

Author: SullivanGreer

Date: February 25, 2003

by SullivanGreer
2-25-03
Yo Polonius!! You gotta help me! Hamlet has gone CRAZY!!
Crazy with love? DAMN OPHELIA!! We gotta tell Claudius!
ROSENCRANTZ AND GUILDENSTERN ARE AWESOME!!
Hamlet, we have some players coming here to put on a show, how does that sound?
SHITTY! No wait, maybe that's good... SHUT UP POLONIUS! You suck alsmost as bad as my uncle... who I'm gonna kill.