HAMLET: ACT III

Author: SullivanGreer

Date: February 25, 2003

by SullivanGreer
2-25-03
Hey, what's goin' on Hamlet?
WHAT?? FUCK YOU OPHELIA!! YOU BLOW!! AND YOU'RE A WHORE. AND I NEVER LOVED YOU. AND YOU'RE A WHORE.
Damn Horatio, why do you rule so much? You are my only friend.
Yes. I am your friend to the end. (Because we both are hip-looking.)
Sorry Polonius, I didn't see you there.
FU!