All comics by Superrodan

 

by Superrodan
3-07-02
Microsoft Word 2022, part of Windows 2022.
I welcome you to Microsoft Word Version 2022. I'm Clipper, your guide! I'll be showing you how to...
I welcome you to Microsoft Word Version 2022. I'm Clipper, your guide! I'll be showing you how to...
Nothing has changed.
I welcome you to Microsoft Word Version 2022. I'm Clipper, your guide! I'll be showing you how to...
I welcome you to Microsoft Word Version 2022. I'm Clipper, your guide! I'll be showing you how to...
NOTHING.
Microsoft Windows 2022 has performed an illegal operation.
Please hold CTRL and press ALT and DELETE at the same time.

 

by Superrodan
3-09-02
The battle of the evil.
I'm so evil, I ate three humans in one day! Ha Ha Ha.
Just look at how scary I am, there's no way I can lose. Ha Ha Ha.
The competition heats up...
You all are gone. I'll torture you for the rest of your lives. Ha Ha Ha.
There is no competition. If I touch you, you die. Everybody is scare of death. Ha Ha Ha.
And we have a winner!
I'm here represening Microsoft and Bill Gates!
EVERYBODY RUN!!!!!!

 

by Superrodan
3-11-02
On a date:
I've had a wonderful night, what about you?
Say something suave...
Well?
You Rock-Sores my Bock-Sores.
What the?????
Forget I said that...

 

by Superrodan
3-12-02
Hanging out:
Dude, take your hands out of your pockets.
Why?
You're embarassing me. You look as stupid as XSquader.
What the hell is an XSquatter?
Note: I apologize to XSquader. I have no feelings against you, and I feel that the people who do have no real reason to do so.
Ummmm....
What has he been smoking?

 

by Superrodan
3-13-02
Talking to a friend:
I can't hang out tomorrow.
Why not?
I have to pick up my sister at school.
You have a sister? Is she hot? Is she a lesbian? Is she a hot lesbian?
Jeez man, she's 13!
Sorry, just instinct...

 

by Superrodan
3-14-02
Don't you remember? Today's a special day!
I don't remember anything for today, and nothing was on my calendar!
Jeez! How the hell could you forget? I always remember our special days! I'm hurt.
I'm sorry, but I really don't know what it is, could you tell me? I promise to bring you someplace nice tonight!
How could you forget my 500 karmaversary?
He's gone crazy...

 

by Superrodan
3-15-02
A group of GameFAQers, and one non:
I'm going to the store.
I'm going to mop the floor.
I'm going to eat a smore.
I'm going to the Earth's core.
And another fad is born.
I'm going to get myself a whore.
What the hell have I started?

 

by Superrodan
3-18-02
Two teachers:
So, what do you think about that one kid, you know, the troublemaker who always wears that red hat backwards?
Oh, I can't stand him.. I have him every other day 4th period. He's so annoying.
You're lucky, I have him every day... I think they should suspend him at the least.. I've had enough of him.
Yeah I know, but a suspension is not enough, he definitely needs to be KOSed...
Huh?
Did I say that out loud?

 

by Superrodan
3-19-02
Roommates:
How is that new Dragonfright game?
Don't know...
I thought you downloaded it!
Shut up! I don't wanna get in trouble... Myother accont is already suspended!
What do you mean? What account?
It's against the TOS, duh!

 

by Superrodan
3-20-02
In the middle of an argument:
I am too athletic!
You are not! Look at you!
I made the basketball team...
Yeah sure, then how come you're not at the game that they are playing RIGHT NOW?
They kicked me off when I refused to play.. They gave me the wrong jersey number I tell you! I clearly asked for one thousand, three hundred, thirty seven!
Why such an odd reque... oh.

 

by Superrodan
3-21-02
A married couple:
What did you say?
I said, come to bed and I'll make you a VERY happy man... if you catch my drift...
Oh boy! I like the sound of that!
I thought you would. Now come over here an...
But hold on! I haven't posted yet today.. I need my Karma!
That's it, I want a divorce.

 

by Superrodan
3-22-02
Superrodan:
This sucks, CE is moving slow today...
That's only the third topic in the last twenty minutes! What can I do to pass the time away?
I know! I'll make a daily comic about GameFAQS!!! It'll be great!

 

by Superrodan
4-02-02
After the wife comes home:
Honey?
Yeah?
What happened to our clocks?
What do you mean?
They are all set to the Central Time Zone!
So?

 

by Superrodan
4-04-02
This one is pretty much only for CE:
So, what were you telling me about before?
When?
Right before the baby started crying?
Oh, that! I got this really really sweet deal on GirlBay the oher day! It kicked!
On "What" Bay?
Gi.. Yeah, I mean what I actually said was "E" Bay.

 

by Superrodan
4-08-02
Hey, we need to talk....
What about?
That thing you keep saying 24 hours a day, people are staring at us in public!
How strangely erotic!
Yeah that's it!!! If you don't stop, we may have to stop seeing eachother.
How strangely erotic!

 

by Superrodan
4-09-02
You went to my HTML class for beginners, right?
Yup..
You're an expert, right?
Of course! It's my job to design Web Pages! I just wantd to see if you were doing a good job!
So what did you think of it?
I kinda got confused when you stated teaching them about the "sarcasm" tag...

 

by Superrodan
4-10-02
Student on the left, teacher on the right:
So, why did you ask me to stay after class?
It's about your essay. It isn't exactly what I had in mind.
What do you mean?
The assignment was to tell about your hero in life, correct?
Yeah, and that's what I did!
It's supposed to be someone you know! I don't think this "CJayC" person really counts.

 

by Superrodan
4-11-02
I think my son is spending too much time online...
Really? Why do you say that?
Well, it seems like he is always on!
That's normal for kids today.
Yes, in moderation! But the other day he broke his leg and refused to go to the hospital until he posted on some "Game Facts" site or something...
Maybe you're right.

 

by Superrodan
4-12-02
So, why have you come here today?
I'm having a problem with my eyes, doctor!
Really? What kind of problem?
Evrything seems to have a blue-ish tint to it!
Oh jeez, this is about the twenty-third time. You shouldn't stare at that site for four hours straight!
But it wasn't four, it was seven!

 

by Superrodan
4-15-02
Oh man, look over there!
Wow!
Hi Boys!
Tee-Hee!
That girl was imping that other girl!
I think it's called Identical Twins in the real world buddy..

 

by Superrodan
4-16-02
Did you make that site yet?
Just finished it last night!
Sweet!
Yeah, I know. It has the countdown till Ceej's bithday all set up and everything.. I found an awesome java applet.
Nice... So, how long?
66 days, 3 hours, 31 minutes, and 42 seconds...

 

by Superrodan
4-17-02
Math Class:
Hello? Are you there? Did you even hear the question?
Huh? Oh Sorry, what was it again?
Let me guess: Daydreaming about video games again? You'll never get anywhere that way.
I'm sorry. It won't happen again.
Like I'd believe that... Anyway, the question was: 3 times 17 = e³.
E³? Wow, it's gonna be great ths year.. With all those new games...

 

by Superrodan
4-18-02
You know, you really got a lot of people mad at you today...
Why? I didn't do anything!
You know!
The list?
Of course!
It said that I would rate them if they posted their name.. and that's what I did! So what if I gave everybody a zero?

 

by Superrodan
4-22-02
Outside of a restaurant:
Hey, can I please see your menu?
Sorry, I don't have a copy of it out here sir. Is there anything special you want?
Yes, do you guys have pie?
Why of course! 37 different kinds.
Let me in, now!!!!!
Yes Sir.

 

by Superrodan
4-23-02
Why'd you call me? You said it was an emergency!
Yeah! Ceej totally changed the site around!
Really? What did he do? It's nothing too bad, right? Not like making you pay or anything?
He added a space between the words "GameFAQs" and "Message" on the board list!
Dude, what is wrong with you? How could you possiby notice a little thing like that?
What are you talking about? THIS IS HUGE! I'll call everyone else, you go online! Gotta spread the news quick...

 

by Superrodan
4-24-02
College Acceptance:
So, what did you think???
You have very good qualfications, and you seem to be very skilled in all of the major subjects!
I know! I am really hoping to get into this college, it's my lifelong dream!
You sound like a good candidate! And all of those after school activities and clubs! Don't tell anyone yet, but I have a feeling you are geting in!
Yes, I knew all of those extras would increase my chances! He must have noticed the last one especially!
What's this last one mean? "24 out of 27 in the 'Find out how leet you are' topic"???

 

by Superrodan
4-25-02
GameFAQs: We get around.
I saw this cool website the other day! It had this picture with nothing going on, then suddenl..
Seen it.
Oh. Fine then, there was another one where it said "You are an id...
Seen it.
What about the Mario one? Windows RG? How about All Your Base? Oh come on! Jeez! How the heck do you know everything?
I've seen all of those about 73 times. In fact, I'm sure I was the one that linked you to the Mario one I go to GameFAQs...

 

by Superrodan
5-06-02
Social what???
...so then Terran replied to isv by saying that...
Hey! No offense, but I honestly think you need more of a social life.....
What are you talking about?
You know, hanging out with groups of people, talking?
Hey, I happen to be on a CE RPG battle team, where I converse regularly, so there!
You just don't get it, do you...

 

by Superrodan
5-07-02
Oh good, you're here. I have a bone to pick with you!
Huh? Why?
You took me off of the computer team listing!
That's right! You told me that you were sick of it, you said that you hated all of us, and that you hoped we all died! You said you needed to get out! What's your problem now?
Oh come on, you know nobody really means it when they threaten to leave!
What the heck is he talking about?

 

by Superrodan
5-08-02
Hey man, what did you say was the name of that game?
Which one?
You said it was your favorite PC game.
Oh yeah, Ha! It's called Progress Quest.
Really? That's what I thought you said. I downloaded it last night. What is wrong with you? I mean, I thought I had heard wrong or something! All it is is a blue bar!
Oh, it's good once you get to a higher level... I've been playing for 4 months, 27 days, 2 hours, 28 minutes, and umm... 46, no wait, 47 seconds.

 

by Superrodan
5-09-02
So, how are those self help tapes coming along?
They're really giving me confidence! I WILL be able to get a promotion!
Really! How did you get it set up?
It's easy! I just recorded myself once on my computer, then repeated it . At work, I had a recorder set up, making a whole tape of confidence!
Cool. Then you just brought it home! I get it! Thanks man, and bye!
You will become a moderator, you will become a moderator, you will become a moderator, you will become a moderator...

 

by Superrodan
5-14-02
I won, haha...
Okay, so I owe you a thousand bucks, but you know I'll get it tomorrow... From the beginning, we have each been winning every other day...
Yup, but actually... it's over.
What?
Sunhawk stopped doing the topics.
NOOOOOOOOO!

 

by Superrodan
5-20-02
Okay, it's time for a little word association. Tell me what the first thing you think of is, when you hear these words. Floor.
Carpet.
Okay good, now let's try: Wheel.
Bicycle.
Parent:
CJayC!

 

by Superrodan
5-21-02
Okay, before I tell you this, keep in mind I'm not a fangirl.
Ok?
I hear you were wondering whether to buy an X-Box or a Gamecube. Go with X-Box. It's amazing, the graphics rock, and there are mad good games! Here's a list:
Out of all 74, there are no games on this list I've heard of except Halo, Oddworld, and Jet Set Radio Future!! Half haven't come out!
So what? I still guarantee they're the best. And I remind you, I'm 100% totally neutral... So anyway, then you've got the...
How long is this going to go on?

 

by Superrodan
5-23-02
So, what did you think about the debate yesterday?
Oh, I think it's definitely GCN, not NGC.
Huh?
Oh, you meant the other one! I think that online gaming willl really take off!
Actually, I'm talking about the presidential debate!
The what?

 

by Superrodan
5-27-02
Did you hear about that game company that just announced that they are going out of business!
Yeah, that sucks.
Their most recent game was so good! When I rented it, I returned it a whole week late! I can't believe it. I mean, how could they possibly go out?
I know, it was good. I got it the other day.
Will you burn it for me?
Yeah, I'll ask the guy I got it off of to make another copy.

 

by Superrodan
5-29-02
At the Abuse and Addiction Care Center:
What is your problem?
Look around, I'm obviously addicted!
Yes, but this center deals with all typs of addictions. What drug are you on? You paleness suggest cocaine...
I'm addicted to my computer! I have over 78 accounts on my favorite message boards and I am starting to create a last 3 a day! How can I stop myself?
This is worse than I thought! We are putting you on the highest form of care. You must get into the sunlight right away! You need excersize!
NEVER!

 

by Superrodan
6-01-02
So, what's up?
Not much.
Really? Something interesting must have happened! What's the best thing that happened in your life today?
I discovered a glitch on GameFAQs... You can enter an insanely high number for the page number of a topic or message. Like: http://cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/gentopic.asp?board=400&page=999999999
And there was somehing else good... What was it again? Oh yeah. I also got engaged.
Man, I feel sorry for the "lucky" girl....

 

by Superrodan
6-04-02
Hey what's up?
Do I know you?
Of course, I'm AngelaZBO!
From GameFAQs? You said you were a 17 year old female! And that you lived across the country!
Oh yeah, that...
I thnk I've changed my mind about wanting to meet Terran and Bacon...

 

by Superrodan
6-08-02
I'm so glad you have gotten into GameFAQs...
Me too, but it's kind of wierd...
How??
Well, there's things I'm not used to! People seem fascinated that I'm female, and also, what the hell is a Goatse?
Well...umm... You're gonna have to figure that second one out by yourself...
Why won't anyone help me? I don't get it!

 

by Superrodan
6-11-02
The News, at 11.
Tonight, on our GF14 News Fitness Section, we are going to share with you a recent discovery in weight loss!
In a recent study, scientists have discovered that the best road to weight loss is through video games.
Scientists have found that in a type of game falling under the category of rhythm, the player moves his or her body in time to the on screen symbols.
These games become excersize that is both fun and entertaining! Games like "Dance Dance Revolution", and "Dance ManiaX" work best.
Furthermore, the president has asked for each school and gym to keep at least 3 of the arcades in the aerobics section. The games will be free, and...
wll be available 24 hous a... Oh no! I think the teacher just called on me... I hate math class.

 

by Superrodan
10-07-02
I am the walrus!!! Koo-oo-Ka... uh?
STOP IT, STOP MODERATING ME! ... All my base are belong to you...
What? Shut up, shut up! NO MORE STALKING!!! HA HA HA! I have taken over CJayC!! I am one three three seven!
And you, go away, you Redneck!!!! Wha?? So that's what Paragon looks like...
What is wrong with him?
I don't know, he's always like that when he's drunk.

 

by Superrodan
12-20-02
So, I heard you got made a moderator!
Yup...
Wow, you must be so happy!
Not really.. I think I might resign.
HUH? Why? I mean, isn't it what you expected?
No. There's no PIE button.

 

by Superrodan
12-24-02
Hey man, you look frustrated!
Yeah, I'm trying to write a song. I can't seem to get the lyrics just right.
What seems to be the trouble?
Well... I'm writing it about some people I know.
And?
I can't find anything that rhymes with Doodleheimer.

 

by Superrodan
1-09-03
On the other side of the gate lies eternal happiness...
Oh no, not this nightmare again!
You cannot pass unless you guess...
Which of us is Sunhawk.
You can never tell...
It could be one, or two, or maybe even all of us.
You'll never, ever, know for sure! For this is a test, you will not pass!

 

by Superrodan
1-09-03
On the other side of the gate lies eternal happiness...
Oh no, not this nightmare again!
You cannot pass unless you guess...
Which of us is Sunhawk.
You can never tell...
It could be one, or two, or maybe even all of us.
You'll never, ever, know for sure! For this is a test, you will not pass!

 

by Superrodan
2-18-03
Hey, did you hear the one about Doodleheimer getting "pwned"?
No...
IT STOPPED GETTING FUNNY AFTER ABOUT THE FIFTH TIME, DAMNIT!
...
How bout the one where everybody tries to piss XSquader off?

 

by Superrodan
2-28-03
What GameFAQs females fear most...
There she is!
I've been waiting for 10 hours!
I brought you flowers!
I'm offering you my pants as a tribute!
Their address becoming public.
I named my baby after you!
Oh god...

 

by Superrodan
5-09-03
And you ask why he never posts anymore?
I can't believe CJayC split LUE up like he did. I feel worse about this than when he instituted Karma! He's dumb sometimes.
Yeah, it's almost as bad as when he made the two CEs. What was he thinking? He was probably just drunk or something, that idiot.
Oh yeah, forgot about that... Hey, when he got rid of chat! That sucked too! I got so mad I wanted to come to his house and hurt him!
He also never even comes to talk to us in normal topics anymore. That moronic jerk! I wanna rip out his heart and jump on it!
You're right. And it's not like he has any good reason not to talk to us, does he?
I can't think of any...

 

by Superrodan
6-13-03
Stop driving good users away.
I am stupid and uncaring.
I am stupid and uncaring.
I am stupid and uncaring.
I am stupid and uncaring.
I care about other people.
YOU HEARD WHAT SHE SAID, KILL HER!

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