YK you've been on the GameFAQS boards too long when... 34

Author: Superrodan

Date: May 29, 2002

by Superrodan
5-29-02
At the Abuse and Addiction Care Center:
What is your problem?
Look around, I'm obviously addicted!
Yes, but this center deals with all typs of addictions. What drug are you on? You paleness suggest cocaine...
I'm addicted to my computer! I have over 78 accounts on my favorite message boards and I am starting to create a last 3 a day! How can I stop myself?
This is worse than I thought! We are putting you on the highest form of care. You must get into the sunlight right away! You need excersize!
NEVER!