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by SweetVenom
4-03-04
Stanley is about to encounter an being of the 3rd kind but will Natalie notice?...Or will she simply be dumb as hell?
Hi Stanley do you wanna go to da mall?
Yeah sure why not I have nothing else to do.
Wow Stanley this mall is the coolest!
Natalie you have been here a hundred times.
Stanley lets go to get a cafe latte!
God give me cancer now!

 

by SweetVenom
4-03-04
Hey Natalie whats poppin?
I have someone that I would like for you to meet. He's mines I found him.
Holy Shit!
I am here to take your daughters! Ha ha haaaa!...**cough**
Natalie has really fucked up this time....
Natalie what the hell have you done!
Say hello to my little friend! I call him Alie-Alie...Dats short for Alien-Alien

 

by SweetVenom
4-03-04
Stanley thinks the alien wants to just experiment on him...he does but he gets really obsessed with wanting Stanley to be his friend and experiment.
I am thinking I should call the Pentagon or some Government shit like that!..Nah they will put me in a straight jacket for sure or inject my balls with a venereal disease...Fuck dat!
Oh my...You are a fine specimen...I can't wait to probe you!...Just take it like a man sweet child!
Are you fucking crazy?...Do you actually think that I would come with you and let you just stick me and do crazy shit to me?..I outta bitch slap you for even thinking it!...No way No how I am not.....
Oh no Stanley has been abducted!...So where the hell is Natalie?...Stay tuned for Part 4
You muthafucker!!!
Smithers prepare the boy for probing! Ha ha ha haaaa**cough**

 

by SweetVenom
4-03-04
Natalie is really a stupid child...
Bye Stanley, Bye Alie-Alie! Bring me back a souveneir!...rats why didn't Alie take me to Disney Land?
Oh dear that was fun we must do this again sometimes Stanley!
You are an evil little troll and I hope Satan barbeques you on his George Foreman grill! I hate you you spawn!!!
Will you be my friend?
Hell no!!!

 

by SweetVenom
4-03-04
Back on earth, Stanley is released and tries to go back to normal thinking the Alien is gone but how soon we forget about obsession....
Yes finally some peace and quiet...No alien, No Natalie just me chillin and scratching my balls waiting for the bus.
What the hell!... you again!?
Yessss sir Its me your local alien spaceship dealer! Tired of standing at the bus stop? Need alien probing? Welll its your lucky day! come up to Universal spaceships and get your fully loaded ship!...
Yes this ship comes with your very own object teleporter, universe navigator system, AC, Anti-lock brakes for those who land hard on surfaces and as a added bonus brand new surgical tools!............
You are equal to Donkey shit!

 

by SweetVenom
4-03-04
Stanley and Natalie are with there class on a field trip to area 57 the so called goverment cover up military base..How Ironic for Stanley...
Welcome children to area 57. Here at area 57 we need to keep our hands to our selves because if you don't you may end up in divorce court, have your kids taken from you and pay alimony.
Wow! I can see him talking!
I think I stinky in my pants...
So...wheres the spaceship that you all claim to have captured?
Dear Stanley I tried to hit you up on messenger, but I did not see you logged in. I did something funny today...I stole the spaceship from area 57! Is'nt that a blast! Love you, hit me back soon.
Oh I hope he gets this message!

 

by SweetVenom
4-03-04
Stanley has to explain the unexplainable to his teacher Mrs. Beeks. But she ain't having it.
@#%*!
Look Mrs. Beeks like I said he abducted me, therefore time was paused then he decided to drop me off at morning time the due date of my homework. You gotta believe me!
I am gonna have to call your mother. I can't believe you!...Probing?!...I am going to have to talk to your mother about the importance of a porn free house.
I knew no one would believe me!...But who cares Damn Mrs. Beeks got back!..I'd like to show her something about porn! Hmm.
Oooooh Staaaanleeeey?! I believe you! Ha ha ha ha haaaa**cough**
Awww shit!...Damnit I think I wet my pants

 

by SweetVenom
4-03-04
The 7th graders are having their annual Christmas play but wheres the director?....
Everythings going to be fine we have a christmas play and no aliens I am complete now...somethings fishy about that tree...
!
?!!!
**Cough** Oh shit!
Alien Shakespear!
Now why am I not surprised!!!?
"To Probe...or not to probe...that is the question!.........

 

by SweetVenom
4-03-04
Stanley is fed up with the alien and is going to seek someone to gain special powers or weapons of mass destruction to destroy Alie-Alie!!!...He is probably better off looking for the special powers.
You know Natalie?...I am tired of that shit for brains alien friend of yours probing me! I think its time to prepare for war!!!
Ok....Can I bring my My Scene Barbie doll to the war?...Hmmm?
Master Bates although he plays with himself continuously...Its because of that he has the knowledge of destroying anything...don't ask me why those 2 things go hand and hand...Get it?!
Ummm?...I was told I could seek you for special powers guidance? Are you Master Bates?
Ooooo yessss!...Yes I am Master Bates. What can I do for you child?
Is there anyone else who has dry hands I can seek?
@%#*!

 

by SweetVenom
4-03-04
It has been 3 years and Stanley has grown into a strong and handsome teenage boy. Still taking lessons from Master Bates and getting probed every Thursday at 8 p.m. eastern time....
You have learned much my son and you are very strong...I am proud of you...Ooooo yessss!!! I am daddy!!!!...Oooo!!!
Hmmm....Uhhh...Yeah Ahh Master Bates? Do you have to keep doing that when I am trying to...Yeah ok I am going home now see you tommorrow.
Natalie has also grown into a cute but dumb assed young woman...
Hi Stanley have you seen Alie-Alie he said he is gonna show me where my G-spot is..I wonder where it is? and what happened to the rest of the letters?
No Natalie, i have no Idea where that donkey shit alien is at but tommorrow I will be prepared for his probing..I..I mean his arrival.
Dumb as hell!
Yes I will be ready for war, I will be ready to unleash the powers of the universe on his candy red ass and Natalie...I will be glad to show you your G-spot!
Ok...but you gotta help me with the rest of dem letters Stanley...A-spot, B-Spot, C.......

 

by SweetVenom
4-03-04
Stanley, being abducted again is on his final abduction. The Alien decides to take Stanley to his homeland...for ThanksGiving with his family, But Stanley has other plans...
Well Stanley you seem a little confident today your making the Alien very nervous here.
And you should be cat nuts, today is a very special day for you...
So who are you his girlfriend? Ha Ha Ha...anyway prepare to meet your maker tonight you slimy sac of mucus and boogers and shit!
My maker?...Oh yes that would be Rombulent74-fdj...and no I am his step-father...Ahh dear set a plate for Rombulent74-fdj...looks like he's coming for dinner!
Will Stanley survive the war he is about to start on the planet Probula?...Will the alien finally be put to rest?...did Natalie find her G-spot? or how about the alien with the runs?!
Hmmm...This is going to be easier then I thought they are some dumb muthafuckers!...Well time to summon my powers..there will be no dinner for Alie-Alie
Oh dear I do say,I must get to the toilet, I have got the runs...

 

by SweetVenom
4-03-04
Sorry to have to ruin dinner for you but my days of probing are officially over I will now unleash the powers of the universe upon you and your family! Yippe kyae muthafuckers!!!
Oh so you think you can battle me?...You are sadly mistaken...I am more then just an alien Stanley...
Oh shit!
This is just one of my bodies, I can transform into something undefeatable Stanley, I could destroy you in kiliseconds, I could unleash the powers of darkness upon you and sick my dog Fufu on you....
Is this the end of the Alien? or is Stanley about to get his assed beat toon in to the next episode 13!
Powers of the universe!, I unleash the powers of the earth, on this death dog!!!
?!!!!

 

by SweetVenom
4-03-04
The alien is strong against the powers of the earth and regenerates to kick Stanley's ass!
You fool! How dare you try to defeat me! You are really stupid!
How the fuck did you do that? I just unleashed the powers of the universe upon you. I wanna refund!...Dat Bitch Master Bates screwed me!...I mean he jacked me!...I mean...
Silence!!!, Did you say Master Bates?!!!...That pansey!!! He wants nothing more then to destoy me so he sends his boy toy to fuck with me hey?!!!
No this is between me and you...Mono e monster...and who are you calling a boy toy? Your the one who likes probing!!!...and is that your dick showing under your belt?..you superfreak!!
The smack down has begun toon into episode 14!
Yes!...Noooo!...Its my....Silence!!! you stringy haired twit!
Um Huh...Unleash the powers of the sun please ,thank you!!! **WOOF!**

 

by SweetVenom
4-03-04
Sorry that was episode 13 this 14...Sorry, anyway let the smack down begin **Fighting music starts playing**...have an imagination will ya!
You fool! I eat fire for lunch this is nothing!!! Ha Ha Haaaaa **Choke**
Take that you Trek geek!!! **Zap!**
Now you've gone and done it! I'll destroy you, I'll demolish you!, I'll....what are you laughing at?!...Oh...wrong transformation!...excuse me for just one second...
Will Stanley put the smackdown on the alien or do the alien need a new hip replacement?..toon into episode 15!
Now I will really destroy you sonny!!!...Oh dear I gone and done it again! wrong transformation, If I can just move my pace maker over a bit.....
Come on Granny are you trying to make our comic writer write a book or what? Gee I don't have all day you know I have finals tommorrow and I intend on getting the good seats in class!!!

 

by SweetVenom
4-03-04
I unleash the powers of....whatever I got!!! **Zap!**
You bastard that burns! Too bad I have a shield around my chest and head!!...but you slightly grazed my nuts and dat ain't cool mr. Alien!!!
Argggg!!!
Too bad you still have Granny power! My cannon death throw light is going to break you into little bits and pieces!
The war is near its end trust me I am tired...toon in to episode 16!
Unleash my dog Fufu!!!
Dats not fair you brought pets I don't have one!...Aaaaaaaa!!!! Sit Fufu sit!!

 

by SweetVenom
4-03-04
Hmmm?, where did I run to?....
Boo!!!
Ouch!..shit dat hurts!..What da hell do you suppose to be now?!!!
I don't know but I can kick your ass with it!!!
Did Stanley sacrifice his life for....himself...toon into episode 17 to see who survived!
Dats it!!!...Powers of the universe unleash the powers of Borgandykes!!!
Nooo not the powers of Porkandykes...I..I mean Borgandykes!!!...Aaaaaaa!!! We'll both die!...Oh ok dats cool.

 

by SweetVenom
4-03-04
Massive explosions rocked the universe and shook up the earth debrie and ashes fall to the earth...but who lives?....
**Cough****Cough**
Whyyyy!!!, Whyyyy!!!...What a world, what a world!!!...Aaaaaa!!!
Hello?...Is any one here?..I feel so dizzy...What happened?
Stanley? Is that you?
Stanley survives check out episode 18-20 his final episodes to see how he recovers!
Natalie?
Don't worry Stanley I'll kick dat aliens ass I took kick boxing and I am mad as hell!...dat bastard did'nt show me my G-Spot!

 

by SweetVenom
4-03-04
6 Months later Stanley has took it easy and gotten his life back together he graduated from highschool and wants to still help Natalie find her G-spot...
Natalie you need to answer some questions for me?...How did you meet that alien?
Well I was on the internet researching G-spots and then he IM me and said he was a foreigner from outter space looking for a friend to probe and I said you can probe me!
Hmmm?...Go on...
Then he said I only probe virgins and I said ohhh my friend Stanley is still a virgin!
Stanley? Make love to me.
!

 

by SweetVenom
4-03-04
Stanley moved out his moms home and moved in with his childhood friend Eamon who has his own band.
This is cool Eamon you let me be your roomate...So I guess your over your ex-girlfriend that use to stay here?....
**singing**"Fuck what I said it don't mean shit now!..Fuck the presents might as well throw 'em out!...Fuck all those kisses it didn't mean jack!...Fuck you you hoe I don't want you back!"....
Eamon?...Dude are you ok?
You thought, you could Keep this shit from me, yeah Ya burnt bitch, i heard the story Ya played me, ya even gave him head now ya askin for me back...
Before Stanley went to Master Bates, he went to Natalie's house and helped her find her G-spot. Good for you Stanley!...Stanley goes to make closure with Master Bates...In episode 20 of course!
I think I am going to see Master Bates and thank him for his help...I think Eamon needs alone time...Hmmm and maybe a good therapist.
Ya just another hag, look elsewhere Cuz ya done with me Oh oh Oh oh Uh hun yeah Oh oh Oh oh Uh hun yeah Fuck you, you hoe, i dont want you back!

 

by SweetVenom
4-03-04
Stanley finds Master Bates at his meditation room...
Uhhh...Master Bates?...
Oooo! Yes! Oh moma! Ohhh! yes right there just like daddy likes it!
Yes keep talking I'm almost there!...Oooo!!!
I um..I ahh just wanted to thank you for the help and uhh...
Well Stanley is back to his normal life and constanly helps find Natalie her G-Spot since she keeps losing it...Who knows Maybe Stan will get into another adventure but dats only if you like this saga
Ohhhh!!! Yesss!!! I am there!!! I'm soo hot and spicy whew! Ohhh!!! Stanley say something else please!....
Well ahh...Thank You and alright I will see you another time..perhaps another life time.

 

by SweetVenom
11-29-05
Ya know Dan? This time of year sucks for me.
Well why is that Joe?
Because I always have to look at a worthless piece of shit every morning!
For God sakes Joe...it's your wife!

 

by SweetVenom
11-29-05
Welcome to Turkey Burger, home of the Turkey Burger, may I take your order sir?
Do you have any combo meal deals?
Sir we we do not do meal deals nor combos, we are much classier then that.
Ok then well lemme speak to your manager then!
Is there a problem sir with our menu selection?

 

by SweetVenom
11-29-05
Hi Carol you look spiffy this evening goin on a date later?
Uh...no I always wear this dress to work but i'm glad you noticed Dan.
Hi Carol you look spiffy this evening goin on a date later?
Uh...no I always wear this dress to work but i'm glad you noticed Dan.
Hi Carol you look spiffy this evening goin on a date later?
Uh...no I always wear this dress to work but i'm glad you noticed Dan.

 

by SweetVenom
11-29-05
Sorry messed up other one omit dat one and read this one.....
Hi Carol you look spiffy in that dress, goin out on a date later after work?
Uh...No Dan I always wear this dress to work...but i'm glad you noticed and thanks for compliment.
Ummm ok I am going to my cubicle now so I will see ya later at lunch Carol.
Ok Dan....lunch
Oh really Carol wearing your I-want-Dan dress, you might as well wear a sign, Ha-Ha!
Hell! he will fall for it someday...shut up Rose!

 

by SweetVenom
11-29-05
Hey Felix do you mind if I take a look at your November reports for 2004 so I an give our boss our 2006 predictions?
Dan my man, whatever you do, do not ever mess with me when i'm playing Final Fantasy 8, you are busting my balls man!...I think I found the white SEED ship!
But Felix...
Dan..my friend! You are making my dick soft..I cannot lose this game Dan..I just can't....
I was...gonna say dat the white SEED ship has the ...reports on them and.....its your mission to bring them up now so you can help them.
Dammit! Dan don't fuck with my emotions is that true?!....ok ok I will do it...November reports coming up! Yeepee kaiyeah muthafuckers!

 

by SweetVenom
11-29-05
Hey Felix do you mind if I take a look at your November reports for 2004 so I an give our boss our 2006 predictions?
Dan my man, whatever you do, do not ever mess with me when i'm playing Final Fantasy 8, you are busting my balls man!...I think I found the white SEED ship!
But Felix...
Dan..my friend! You are making my dick soft..I cannot lose this game Dan..I just can't....
I was...gonna say dat the white SEED ship has the ...reports on them and.....its your mission to bring them up now so you can help them.
Dammit! Dan don't fuck with my emotions is that true?!....ok ok I will do it...November reports coming up! Yeepee kaiyeah muthafuckers!

 

by SweetVenom
11-29-05
Hey Felix do you mind if I take a look at your November reports for 2004 so I an give our boss our 2006 predictions?
Dan my man, whatever you do, do not ever mess with me when i'm playing Final Fantasy 8, you are busting my balls man!...I think I found the white SEED ship!
But Felix...
Dan..my friend! You are making my dick soft..I cannot lose this game Dan..I just can't....
I was...gonna say dat the white SEED ship has the ...reports on them and.....its your mission to bring them up now so you can help them.
Dammit! Dan don't fuck with my emotions is that true?!....ok ok I will do it...November reports coming up! Yeepee kaiyeah muthafuckers!

 

by SweetVenom
11-29-05
Sorry about the triple feature on part 4
Hey Dan how bout me, you and Felix go chic hunting down at that new club on the corner after work?
Oh I don't know....
Come on Dan you been womanless for a year now, come on and get you some prime beef man.
Well ok how bad could it be right?
Oh boy
Hey lad...I will have the privilage of accompaning you good men to the club to find hot lassies, bring them home then whooooohaaaa!...Oh dear I burned meself with coffae!

 

by SweetVenom
11-29-05
Yeah this club is pretty cool man, imma go get me a beer and mingle a little man.
Now see dats the spirit man you get a nice girl, do the deed and have fun dude.....Now excuse me while I find my next ole lady.
Hope your having fun Scottie, but you can order something other then coffee ya know.
I must drink cofae Daun! I wanna stay alert for da hot chics..theres one now gotta go!
My friend...the women in here are very slutty and whoreish like, it is a disgrace.....I am in heaven! Ooooh thank you allah!
OoooohKayyyyy

 

by SweetVenom
11-29-05
***Hiss!!**
?
**Hisssssss!!**
Dude!? I'm fucking death!
Sorry

 

by SweetVenom
11-29-05
Hello there fella lemme sing you a song...**Tis the season to be jolly, fa-la-la-la-la......
La-La-La-L.......
At least someone knows this is one fucked up movie.

 

by SweetVenom
11-29-05
Ho Ho Hoooo!
Ho Ho Hoooo!
Come on you dumb assed, pissy, drunk wheres da hoes?!

 

by SweetVenom
11-29-05
*Hiccup!* Hi boyzzzz and an an girlzzz...Today we have my ole pal,Santa he wants to know if any of you been naughty oooorrrr nice and he will tell the exportants of being a winner! *burp!*
Children, if you kick this man in the nuts, I will give you all the new XBOX!
*Hiccup!* Santa is gay children!
I slept with your wife!

 

by SweetVenom
11-29-05
What is wrong with you coming to church drunk and with a bottle of ripple! How blasephemus!
How dare you insult me Santa! I come here for redemption and to give up the ripple and to pray to the lord!
Sorry Ned, I mis-judged you, what did you come to pray for?
Some Vodka!

 

by SweetVenom
11-29-05
Hey Ned, what brings you by?
Well I was wondering if you can help me with my tongue, it seems to be stuck this way.
Well Ned if you lose the booze your tongue will just go back into place.
Thats ok Santa I'll just ask Mrs. Santa she knows how my tongue got this way.
#%&!!

 

by SweetVenom
12-02-05
Hey Ned? what are you doing? I been lookin for ya all day.
Ned?
Gee can't I pee on myself in peace?!

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