Life at BellSouth's Help Desk

Author: Syanide

Date: November 10, 2003

by Syanide
11-10-03
Why I hate my Job...
Hi, This is Syanide. Thank you for calling BellSouth how may I help you?
Yeah uh, my fast internet thingy isn't wurkin right.
An ACTUAL Call I recieved
Alright Sir, I believe you mean your DSL connection. Now is your Modem turned on?
The box with them blinkin lights? Yea, sure is!
Wow... boggles the mind!
Excellent, now what about your Computer? Is that on as well?
Com...what? I got my internet thingy hooked to the T.v!!