FTC 8 : Best Left Unsaid

Author: Syanide

Date: November 11, 2003

by Syanide
11-11-03
Wow, this sure is a nice house!!!
I just got it!!!
What the hell did you do to get this???
Well.....
?!?!
All I can say is, Mrs. Robinson had a secret desire to have her way with an Amish man and 25 lbs. of whale blubber...the rest is history.