Not a Lab Rat

Author: Syanide

Date: November 14, 2003

by Syanide
11-14-03
An Actual Conversation Overheard at Work
You shouldn't be drinking Diet Coke, that stuff causes Cancer
What?
You know, the sugar substitue, it causes Cancer when you drink it all the time.
Umm...well it only occurs in LAB rats, I'm not a LAB rat...I'm a HOOD rat!
Wha? What did you just say??
I'm not a damn Lab Rat, I'm a Hood rat.