Rock stars do not make good role models

Author: Synesthesia

Date: January 6, 2003

by Synesthesia
1-06-03
How many times must I tell you?
Dude! You look awful! Where's your body?
Aw, man, it was great! Remember in that Screaming Knives video? The one where Drexel 9 jumped into that giant Juicer?
Rock Stars don't make good role models.
Oh, no... Don't tell me. Do not tell me...
Ah, man, I did it. I actually did it!
Dude, you are so stupid!
I built this 80 foot juicer and jumped right in. It's a wonder i'm still alive. I can't feel my legs or my arms or anything, but it's great! Oh, wow, I feel so powerful and free without a body!