The Real Satan

Author: THELEFTISTCONSPIRACY

Date: October 2, 2003

Thursday, October 2nd, 7:42 PM, Hell, AK.
Contrary to popular belief, the vacuous demon you've seen in Haugen-san's previous comics was NOT Satan.
Hey, kids! It's me, Jesus!
So, you know. Stay away from drugs.. uhh.. don't impregnate ocelots until they're legal..
Hey, kids! It's me, Jesus!