Brad Who?

Author: T_Hub

Date: January 14, 2004

by T_Hub
1-14-04
Hi, I'm Brad Pitt. Yes...that Brad Pitt. And, I want to tell you about some exciting new products from BradCo.
Brad Who? I know a feller name of Brad...works down at the gas station. Heavy-set fellow. With beady eyes. I don't reckon that'd be you, huh, feller?
Sigh. No, not him. Blast...I'm just no good at the salesmen business. No one recognizes me and I couldn't sell toilet paper at a diarrhea convention. I guess I'll have to tell Jen I'm a failure.
Whoa there, feller! I'm sorry I don't know you, but that's no reason to be so down in the dust. Maybe the saddle sores have affected my vision...Son, why don't you give it one more try?
Ok strange cowboy ...I WILL!!! Hi, I'm Brad Pitt. Yes...that Brad Pitt. Would you like to pull my finger?
Shee-oot! That's some good sellin' there boy. You had me at finger!