Brad Who?

Author: T_Hub

Date: January 14, 2004

by T_Hub
1-14-04
Hi! I'm Brad Pitt. Would you like to buy some encyclopedias? Uh, excuse me officer.
Hey, bub! You can't be pan-handling around these parts. Don't you know that?! But, hey, while I got you here, you mind if I ask for a favor?
Say no more, officer of the law. I see by the pad and pen that you'd like an autograph. I'd be happy to oblige.
Autograph?! Sheesh! Who do you think you are, Ru-Paul or something. No, buddy, I was wondering if you could pick my nose.
Sigh. Well, he is an officer of the peace...
Thanks bucko! I owe you one!