Why don't they just call it "deathsizing"?

Author: Tab

Date: October 2, 2006

by Tab
10-02-06
JOHNSON!
Y-yes sir?
Glad I caught you here. I wanted to talk to you about downsizing..
But I already work in the basement a-and I lost my arm this morning.
Now you see Simons? *He's* happy about this..