Tales of Time Travellin' Civil War General

Author: TableTopFetus

Date: March 9, 2003

by TableTopFetus
3-09-03
We join our hero as he approaches a coastal area
At last, I find myself in the 21st century! What marvels will my primitive 19th century mind behold!?
Greetings, and welcome to Zack Island, home of the Dead Or Alive Extreme Beach Volleyball Tournement! I'm Hitomi, and you are?
Oh-ho! Trouble afoot!
Why I'm Time Travellin' Civil War General, and I've come to see what amazing advances you have in the 21st century!
Well, I guess these two could be called marvels...anyways, you might wanna chuck that flag, Lisa's real sensitive.
Oh Time Travellin' Civil War General, will you ever learn?
but i really don't know why, no body here really knows what she is. I mean, it's not something we talk about...
Sweet Jesus! Look at the funbags on that Tina gal, later toots!