Ric Flair's Chicken in "the road to starrcade"

Author: TableTopFetus

Date: March 9, 2003

by TableTopFetus
3-09-03
On the road, I tell ya, me and Double A used to run this whole game w/the horsemen, WOOO!
Are you worth it? Let me search it. Put my thing down flip it and reverse it.
you wanna pay the price? You wanna pay the price of the wrestling lifestyle? Then brother, to be the man, you gotta beat the man.
Beep Beep, who got the keys to da' jeep?
At this point I would usually mention that I'm a leer-jet flying, limosuine riding, kiss stealing son of a gun. Then I would also like to add that I kiss all the girls and make them cry. Woo.
...and I would be thinking the words to a Missy Elliot song in my head. Ric Flair's Chicken, I think I love you.