I had to shave my pubes because of a gum accident

Author: TableTopFetus

Date: September 10, 2003

by TableTopFetus
9-10-03
What's this? Our heroes, captured by the diabolical Sexorcisto!?!
Pssst! Kid, hey kid. Come over here a minute.
You're not one of those talking dogs that bamboozles my mind with thoughts of killing my neighbors are you?
Who? Me? Nah kid, that ain't my bag. Now listen, there's a sweet Abe Lincoln for you if youse deliver this message to my pals on the outside.
Five bucks!?! I'm young, stupid, and don't know the value of American currency, sure I'll do it!
some times, de gags, they fall apart, no?
Good. Now tell Sammy the Bedwetter, "GODDAMN this kid stinks like raw fishnuts, I thought you'd appreciate him for your traveling cornocopia of human oddities."
You got it champ!