Jesus, Son of Jehovah and sworn protector of earth.

Author: TableTopFetus

Date: September 10, 2003

by TableTopFetus
9-10-03
It is I! the diabolical Sexorcisto! You were doomed the moment you stepped on Qward, You Fool!
Must resist...asian charm...must summon...tech support!
Using his telepathic powers, Jesus calls upon Herschel Picklefeather, holder of the MCSE.
What the? Jesus! I'll get you...you...slippery savior! I dub you King...of the fools! I must survive to fight another day!
hi, I'm Herschel.
well boss, looks like we did it again!
Great, now would you please, GET ME FUCKING DOWN FROM HERE!