All Fetishes post 1990 are retarded.

Author: TableTopFetus

Date: September 10, 2003

by TableTopFetus
9-10-03
Oh jesus, how fucking low have i sunk to be in a stripcreator comic....let me see the script here...so what are your rates again?
$20 for a Mississippi Ham Sandwich, $30 for a Arby's Knuckle Drop Soup, and $1 for the Coucamonga Season Opener
Coucamonga Season Opener? What's that? Please tell me while I prepare my hot robot cock for coitus.
Well, i get in this position, and then you use your tool like a SNK Super Combo Move on me.
That's stupid. God, aren't people content with themselves enough to the point where they don't have to make up a stupid fetish to appear more interesting?!
The Antarctic Rim Job w/a Marty Janetty Belgian Waffle is only 50 cents.