Heaven isn't too far away. Closer to it every day.

Author: TableTopFetus

Date: December 10, 2006

by TableTopFetus
12-10-06
*RING RING* Hello, are you there Batman? Gotham's in dire need of the services of the Dark Knight detective!
*sigh*, Commisioner, you're praying again, you have to pick up the phone to call Batman.
Oh gosh and begorra, I keep doing this. You don't happen to have his number do you?
Yeah, look in the phone book under "W". Ha, sorry, inside joke.
Um...OK then. Well, I need to call him, or at least get one of his teammates to help. Maybe that sweet BatGirl. That costume looks poured on her...like the skin of a grape and twice as sweet.
Should I tell him...ah screw it. I need to find a way OFF OF THIS ****ING THING.