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by Takeru
9-14-01
Yes! Now that Im dead, I wont have to put up with that "all your base" crap!
hmmm... your record shows that you are Legion HC?
Yea! Planetarion rocks!
D00d! All your base are belong to TPE! We r0x0r j00!
oh god, someone kill me... again

 

by Takeru
9-14-01
Inside joke
I am the one man revolution! No one can stop the one man revolution!!!!! YOU HEAR ME!? NO ONE!
WHAT!? this battle report says I lost all 30k Wraths in 1 tick! Thats all my ships!
The one man revolution is over :(
m00

 

by Takeru
9-14-01
Join #nop2p now! Join #nop2p now! Join #nop2p now! Join #nop2p now! Join #nop2p now! Join #nop2p now! Join #nop2p now! Join #nop2p now! Join #nop2p now! Join #nop2p now!
no
why not?
/kick #channel Lamer (dont spam)
5 minutes later, after the kick
Why did you kick me!!!!1111112222 Why did you kick me!!!!1111112222 Why did you kick me!!!!1111112222 Why did you kick me!!!!1111112222 ANSWER MMEEE!!!
*sigh*

 

by Takeru
9-14-01
Tales from #cservice
y0 wazzup G!? h0w kan I get P to cum in my chan!!!11
Stroke it, and whisper dirty things in its ear?
n0, really h0w do j00 get P to cum in your chan!??/
hmm.. try going slow at first.. then go really fast all of the sudden! That should work
d00d, I jst want it to cum in my chan!
I dont think P does personal appearances, try its hotline. I think its $2.99 a minute

 

by Takeru
9-14-01
I saw jesus today. He gave me three wishes
What did you wish for?
Telepathic powers, sexual magnetism, and cream soda.
Oh...
Dig this baby?
Im not attracted to flamers.

 

by Takeru
9-14-01
The problem with more than one god
Did you hear about the attacks on America yet?
Yea, its awful isnt it?
So, why did you do it?
I didnt do it... I thought you did.
Did you let Bin Laden into the "admin tools" again!?
Hey, your the one that left the door unlocked.

 

by Takeru
9-14-01
From the archives of #betatesters
Say something stupid. I need more material. Im reduced to having 2 jesuses argue over who let Bin Laden into thier "admin tools"
you are stupid
I bet you put alot of thought into that one...
yes, like.. 5 hours of straight thinking
Dont hurt yourself now...
to late

 

by Takeru
9-14-01
After many months of thinking
Death, Ive been thinking.
What now?
Well, we've been going out for three years now, and I've never even seen your face, let alone what you look like under those robes
That's because I'm a being of etheral spiritual energy without physical form.
Right... So can I see you naked?
If you desire, I shall strip some souls of their whims. Such nud-ity of the dam-ned will surely app-ease your sexual frustrations. Or burn your eyes from their sockets.

 

by Takeru
9-14-01
More god bashing
Father, it is done.
I am proud of you, my Son.
So, any chance of getting me off this cross? The nails are really starting to rust bad...
No, I don't see that happening...
Bastard.
I heard that

 

by Takeru
9-14-01
phew!
I thought he would never finish that defrag.
Im goina delete my entire G Drive to piss her off!
Hehehe! I won't recognize his printer!
oOooOo.. you are such a rebel
What do you say we hook up a TCP/IP connection, and head down to the NetBios Café later?

 

by Takeru
9-14-01
Will you make a comic about me?
no
Will you make a comic about me?
no
Moral of the story: stop asking me
Will you make a comic about me? PLEASE?
mmmm... no

 

by Takeru
9-14-01
Lisa's phone bill after her 'activities' with Lib            (idea: Seth)
I just got my bill from the phone company...
Liberty: Oh yea?
Liberty: How is it Lisa?
Morel of the story: STOP YOUR PHONE FAPING LIB!
Liberty: Lisa?

 

by Takeru
9-14-01
uhh, what are you doing?
fap fap fap fap
uhh, what are you doing?
PBOT is my whore, you want in on the party? *fap* *groan* *unf* *unf*
... stop that
This is a signed letter saying that any strips with me in it make you my property.. *fap* *fap* *unf* *groan* *fap* *squirt*
Let me see that!

 

by Takeru
9-14-01
I saw this one coming a mile away
Pull my finger
Why... well, ok...
hehehe
That was really grose!

 

by Takeru
9-14-01
asiangirl1 strikes back!
Why do we have to be the default characters? We suck!
We get over used in strips, and we often dont even get a background!
And a blow below the belt by asiangirl2!
Atleast everyone doesnt use you as a guy in thier comics.

 

by Takeru
9-14-01
Chris and his new computer.
Keyboard Error!: WindowsXP was unable to detect your keyboard. Press F1 to abort, or F2 to retry.
Stupid windows, I just installed it, and its alredy fucking up
Input Error!: Cannot compute command "Fuck You"
I knew this new version was a mistake. Im just going to un-install.
CD-ROM Error!: Error reading "How to uninstall WindowsXP". Please Insert CD
*grumble*

 

by Takeru
9-15-01
This damn computer seems to be taking up all my free time... what to do...
I guess there is only one thing to do...
Dont you just wish it worked that way
Now, I just click "Empty Recycle Bin"...

 

by Takeru
9-15-01
Im sorry jesus, I had to.
It's ok my son. I forgive you.
Ok, the game is over now. You can let me down now!                           Someone?

 

by Takeru
9-15-01
Ok, first rule of Fight Club: Never make out with anyone else in Fight Club!
Really?
Damn...

 

by Takeru
9-15-01
From the archive of Diesel Sweeties
Are pirates an ethnic group? Or are they just people that burn illegal CDs?
ARRRRRRR!
We perfer to be called Buccaneer-Americans.

 

by Takeru
9-15-01
Lisa chatting Liberty up
mmm, you taste so good lib!
Liberty: uhh.. take me all the way lisa!
ohh, but your so big!
Liberty: I dno lisa, this just doesnt seem right some how...
PHONE FAPING CLEARLEH
* Lisa laps up lib .... uhh, lib, can you shoot fast? this is quite expensive
Liberty: oh yea baby, that feels so good. erm, aww lisa, whats money between "friends"

 

by Takeru
9-15-01
From the archives of #lounge
Wake up, grab a brush and put a little makeup. Hide the scars to fade away the shakup. Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
Here you go create another fable! I don't think you trust, n, my, self righteous suicide, I, cry, when angels deserve to die!!!!!
Father, Father, Father, Father!!!! Father, into your hands, I Commend my spirit! Father, into your hands, Why have you forsaken me?
in your eyes forsaken me, in your thoughts forsaken me, in your heart forsaken, me oh... trust in my self righteous suicide!!!
Wow, that was a really good song!
huh? Thats a song? I was just playing along.

 

by Takeru
9-17-01
hhmmm, how can I get people to visit my comics.... I could spam #planetarion with it...
I dont see why I shouldnt, I mean, I come in there when its really buisy and stuff.. they owe it to me to visit! Im going to do it!
You have recieved 763 PM's with the common word: your strip is crap!

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