This is a joke at the expense of Alan Torgersen.

Author: Tarantula_boy

Date: February 21, 2003

by Tarantula_boy
2-21-03
All round the world the cry was heard.
Alan's gay.
Alan's gay?
And it passed between races and cultures.
Alan's gay.
Alan's gay?
Finally in Tarantula Boy's secret undergroud laboratory.
Alan's gay.
Well, I guess that confirms it. Alan is gay.