If my cat could talk...

Author: TattooedSteve

Date: November 25, 2006

by TattooedSteve
11-25-06
After my day at work.
So what did you do today?
Slept, ate, took a leak, scratched up my favorite part of the couch and threw up a hairball the size of your head...
In the middle of the night.
Dude it's two in the morning, what do you want?
Tuna.
While cleaning his litter box.
Dude what did you eat?!
Something that looked better than it tasted... Hurt like hell passing it too.