This is why they don't have phones in heaven...

Author: TattooedSteve

Date: November 21, 2007

This is why they don't have phones in heaven... by TattooedSteve 11-21-07
Ring, ring Hello? Hello Mr. Steve this is Tom from Annoying Collections. I'm calling about a late payment...	But I'm dead... We understand that, but you still owe us money here on earth...	But there's no jobs up here! So how am I going to get money down to you? Couldn't you sell the harp and halo they gave you? Or maybe you can borrow the money from GOD?