Z&E: The FAQ of Sex

Author: TehDillian

Date: June 27, 2004

by TehDillian
6-27-04
Today kids, we will be talking with Zorbak and Ed, all about sex. They will answer your questions.
Zorbak, what is sex?
Well, Billy, thats a tough question. I'll have go with it being an overused word by Deoderant companies.
What is all this hair?
Thats one of the signs of puberty. I suggest you shavet all off, and strut around like a woman. Then form a large ball of the shaved hair, and put it in your mom's soup and let it caress.
Looks like we time for one more question, kids!
What about these lumps under my shirt?
Your eyes are extremely massive and and you have pointy ears. Personally, I don't care about those "lumps". Your ears are pointy. Like..a cat. To be honest, I'm aroused.