Black Arrow: A documentary on Spawn Camping.

Author: TehDillian

Date: September 6, 2004

by TehDillian
9-06-04
OH MY GOD YOU FUCKING LOSER! I JUST FUCKING SPAWNED AND I'M ALREADY FUCKING DEAD! YOU'RE THE BIGGEST FUCKING LOSER I'VE EVER SEEN!!!!!11!!!11!!1!!!!!1!!!!
Hi. I'm Eric, and I'm here today to tell you about Spawn Camping in online multiplayer games. Mainly shooters, where a few simple shots can mean death.
But the actually reality of it is, Spawn Camping (SC) can be defined in the following low lifed examples: Steaing candy from a baby, or pouring a condom (yes, POURING), onto someones sleeping face.
It makes you feel more dominant, doesn't it? What you don't know, is that you're slowly shrinking your penis (Or if you're a girl, you're slowly GROWING a penis). This a nasty side effect of "SC".
So remember, when they kill you that 30th time, think of them trying to get on, and find they're microscopically small shrunken twig like stump.
Now if you excuse me I have to take care of some n00bs.