All comics by TehNowhereMan

 

by TehNowhereMan
6-17-05
See StarWars the way Lucas intended!
You shouldn't have come back old man! When I left you I was but the learner. Now I am the master.
Only a master of evil, Darth. You strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine!
Hell of a game last week wasn't it?
Hm? Oh yeah, yeah love those Colts....Look I...I'm sorr--
In the next Craptacular episode, we cover Anakin's angsty teen years.
Thats what you get for burning my wang off with lava!
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by TehNowhereMan
6-17-05
Welcome weary traveller, To the 18th annual Dungeons & Dragons Cosplay Extravaganza!
Look I am looking for Central Park West and 72nd street, can you help me?
Ah! A quest is it? Come then, let me rally my soldiers, we shall provide escort for ye on yon perilous journey to lands of distant yore.
No, I just need directions....
After 5 hours of wandering the streets...
Now wait just a second constable. I am totally innocent, I was helping a fair, abiet, bald maiden find refuge....
If it isn't the D&D anal rapist. We been lookin for you for a while now. I'm just glad your victim was able to survive 5 hours of your torture.

 

by TehNowhereMan
6-17-05
I wonder where that fish has gone...I did love it so I looked after it like a son...
A fish, a fish a fishy...oh!
Is it in the cupboard? Wouldn't you like to know...It was a rather elusive fish...That went..wherever I did go.
OH fishy, fishy, fishy, fish! A fish, a fish, a fishy...oh....
That was terrific!
Hot Time!

 

by TehNowhereMan
6-17-05
I'm a Gothic-man, and I'm okay. I go out all night. I sleep all day.
He's a Gothic-man, and he's okay. He goes all night and he sleeps all day.
I wear panties. I skip and jump. I wear black eye-liner. I put on women's clothing, And I hang around in bars.
He wears panties. He skips and jumps. He likes to wear eye-liner. He puts on women's clothing and he hangs around in bars?!
I know, I know, Manson is not a girl, but still....
I kill bunnies. I wear high heels. I think anal sex is fun. I wish I'd been a girlie, Just like Marilyn Manson.
He kills bunnies. He wears high heels, He thinks anal sex is fun?!...He's a Gothic-man, and he's not okay. He goes out all night and acts really gay.

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