Belly laugh or heartburn? You decide.

Author: Territan

Date: January 11, 2001

by Territan
1-11-01
Pardon me, miss?
Oh no, not again...
Could I borrow $2000 for marijuana? I need it to keep warm this winter.
No you may NOT. It's illegal, it makes you act weird, and most people settle for coal to heat their homes anyway.
What does she know about dragons, anyway? She's obviously never tried keeping HER internal pilot light going by ingesting buckets of coal.