The Scheme Carried Out

Author: Thats_Pathetic

Date: July 19, 2003

by Thats_Pathetic
7-19-03
Hey, Jessica, I saw Jake making out with another woman behind the bushes by the fountain.
What?
Yeah, then I saw them get down doggy-style and streak THROUGH the fountain, then go down on each other in front of the little children.
Huh?
Yeah. Word is she's pregnant.
Who are you?