Of Bears and Bondage

Author: Thats_Pathetic

Date: July 20, 2003

by Thats_Pathetic
7-20-03
I asked Dad for some money claiming I had a date, and he sent me to my room.
You had a date?
No. I actually just wanted to buy that new Warcraft expansion pack.
The one with that drunken panda hero?
Yeah. I just wanted to pretend I lost the match because my barracks were accidentally tainted with Pandaren alcohol.
Right. Well, as long as you're grounded, care for some complimentary S&M porn?