A vain attempt at saying Denny's sucks

Author: TheAMTrinity

Date: June 13, 2004

by TheAMTrinity
6-13-04
A brainstorming session erupts
I think if we ever made a restaurant, we should make all of the breakfast entrees have "smacko" on the end
Yeah, like "The Breakfast Eats smacko". and maybe we should have some special sauce called "Cream of Jabberwocky" and it turns out to be ranch dressing or something. Shoot, I'd eat there
Yeah...And then name some of the foods after really bad songs like "New Pork, New Pork" and it's just ham and eggs.
Oh man, we would have the best business in town. What would we call it?
How about "Denny's"
Ah crap, there goes the punchline