sometimes i want to punch my mom in the face with a knife

Author: TheAMTrinity

Date: June 19, 2004

by TheAMTrinity
6-19-04
I hate my mom
Corey, eat your salad
No, you know I don't like stuff on my salad. It's got garlic and wierd peppers on it. i don't want it
But you like garlic and pepper on grilled cheese sandwiches. why not on salad?
well mom, i also like ketchup on french fries, but that sure as hell doesnt mean im going to put it on chocolate cake
Corey, youre now grounded for making no sense. next time your friends are over, im going to embaress you by being drunk and high the whole time
*secedes from family*