Pulled over for what?

Author: TheASSist

Date: July 31, 2008

by TheASSist
7-31-08
What seems to be the problem, officer?
Do you know how fast you were going?
But I was walking.
My radar clocked you going 2 m.p.h. in a 1 m.p.h. zone.
Alright. I'll amend it to "Failure to yield to a turtle."