National News Item On A Possible Origin Of Homosexuality

Author: TheASSist

Date: July 31, 2008

by TheASSist
7-31-08
This just in, men who accidently look at gay pictures may turn gay themselves.
With us now is 101 year old, Maggi Crustyone.
Mrs. Crustyone, tell us what happened to your husband.
My hubby was so macho...until (sob) he told me he wanted pictures of Liberace on the bedroom wall.
Are you saying just looking at a picture of Liberace made your husband turn gay? Is that why you're upset?
No. I caught him fucking the corpse.