Festive Tidings of Penetant Goodness

Author: TheBlairZip

Date: October 27, 2001

by TheBlairZip
10-27-01
Hellzapoppin! Comedy Club
A funny thing happened on the way here tonight...
I bit off the head of a baby and spit it back in his mother's face! Ha ha ha!!!
...after 10 minutes of utter silence...
I know you're out there, I can hear you breathing...FOR NOW!
You're on your own, jackass.