Saturday Night's Alright For A Fight, Part 1.

Author: TheBlairZip

Date: January 18, 2002

by TheBlairZip
1-18-02
A Lover's Quarrel...
You're crass and brass with no class, you ass! Don't sass me with your old bullshit!
But hear, my dear, a story so queer with which this balladeer shall try not to push it.
That was a stretch, you wretch, to fetch a rhyme to catch the judge's eye.
Your pardon, I cry! But why should I but try to fly away from the subject you deny?
Oh, speak, you freak, you meekish geek, what bleak tale do you spin?
I say, I pray, that I may sway you, much to your chagrin.