Saturday Night's Alright For A Fight, Part 2

Author: TheBlairZip

Date: January 18, 2002

by TheBlairZip
1-18-02
The argument gets nasty...
I swear to God, you clod, I'll rip your cod sack from your groin!
Blow me wholly, thoroughly cornhole me, I tell thee, you shan't cajole me, mein freund!
I will not stand for any more of this asinine degredation.
How soon you forget, my dear, of my rudiment, "Self-improvement is masterbation"