When the Bough Breaks, Part 3: My Kingdom For A Hose!

Author: TheBlairZip

Date: February 5, 2002

by TheBlairZip
2-05-02
What do I do? What do I do? What do I do? What do I do? What do I do?
Hey, Bongo. It's okay. I can help.
YIKES! Who's there? And where'd my stool go?
It's Mr. Stinkybutt! I feel your pain. My old company went up against Congress a few years ago. You've gotta quit running!
So I should turn myself in and tell them what I know?
And then assume a secret identity and hide out in the porn industry. Gettin' laid and gettin' paid, but they still won't use me for anal shots...