Dependence Day!

Author: TheBlairZip

Date: April 2, 2002

by TheBlairZip
4-02-02
In a world plagued with problems, you thought that everything might actually be getting back to normal...
Ahh, what a lovely day. Thank God it's finally safe to visit N.Y. City again! Hey, is that a U.F......
Oh, what a dumbass you were!
OOOOOHHHHH!!!
This summer...expect mediocrity! DEPENDENCE DAY!!! (Rated G)
We really ripped them a new one, eh boss?
I have to go kill myself now...