Church of the Poisoned Mind

Author: TheBlairZip

Date: June 14, 2002

by TheBlairZip
6-14-02
Father, I've come to confess.
Certainly, my son. Please, step into the confessional booth.
Wait a minute. This doesn't look like a confessional booth to me.
Oh, it's the latest in papal technology. It's soundproofed...you know, to keep everyone outside from hearing your confession.
ummm...actually, I already feel better. I think I'll just be going home now...
It's safe, I swear! It's not a trap! There's punch and pie inside! Come back!!! Awww, lost another one. GODDAMMIT!!!