All comics by TheBozz

 

by TheBozz
2-12-15
Damn I've just got a letter from the boss.
What does it say?
It says "We are letting you go cause you are really shit at your job"
Hmmm I don't know what to say. I'm so very sorry
Oh my mistake the letter is addressed to you.... LOSER!
Shit.......

 

by TheBozz
2-12-15
Excuse me young man
What the f*** do you want shorty?
Do you know self defence?
No
Good because I'm just about to rip your nuts off with my teeth!
F***

 

What the f**k are you looking at? You trying to be funny? I'm going to rip your head off.
Don't be so 'rash'!
by TheBozz, 2-12-15

 

Hi I'm the Office Assistant how may I help you?
How the f**k did you get out there?
by TheBozz, 2-12-15

 

by TheBozz
2-12-15
What you doing man?
Trying out this new camouflage paint issued by the US Army
But I can see you
You can?
Let's try that again.....

 

So this is your idea of hell! Thanks a f***ing lot...
Erm.....yeah sorry about that its the cut backs you see.....
by TheBozz, 2-12-15

 

by TheBozz
2-12-15
Arrr grrrr wobba grooo bunnaa
Gooo gagga goo dada goo
Translation
Yummy a tasty human to eat
Eat me and I'll shit down your throat

 

Lord why have you forsaken me?
Shit I'm early!
by TheBozz, 2-12-15

 

Hi sexy you fancy a hot date?
Sorry Sis I'm busy tonight. Pa is free though!
by TheBozz, 2-12-15

 

by TheBozz
2-12-15
I'm so hot for you baby
Oh crap...
F**kwit

 

by TheBozz
2-12-15
Hey you seen a road runner pass through here?
What does he look like?
Short, skinny, runs fast, says "Meep Meep" alot.
Yeah I've seen him. Passed through here about ten minutes ago. Why?
He owes me $100,000 for all that useless ACME shit I've bought for him over the years
Oh......

 

by TheBozz
2-12-15
Morning Frank
What the f**k you look just like me
Yes that's right because we live in a clone world where everyone looks the same
Why are you telling me this?
Cause the joke would be shit otherwise dickhead!
Oh I see..... it's still shit by the way!

 

by TheBozz
2-12-15
Is that really true? The End is Nigh?
Yes there are hordes of zombies outside trying to get in and eat our brains. I reckon we have about 4 hours left
I suppose it could have been worse
How worse?
I could have been Justin Bieber!

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