You can't polish a turd, but i know someone who can...

Author: TheBurnsUnit

Date: March 29, 2010

by TheBurnsUnit
3-29-10
Another Monday morning, and a newly qualified diamond polisher reports for his new post...
HEEEEYY, theres our new diamond polisher!!
Yes sir! Can't wait to get started!
Yeah, about the diamonds... I seem to remember you mentioned your adaptability?
Well, yes. I suppose my polishing skills COULD be adapted to other materials...although diamonds really are my speciality...
GREAT! How do you feel about ape faeces?