Vordath Confronts Sean,er, The Devil.

Author: TheChad

Date: April 24, 2003

by TheChad
4-24-03
Vordath tells Butch about his plans to go to Hell and banish the devil
Fellow priest, I am going to Hell to banish the devil to the deep hells of, er, Hell where he can not get souls or torment humans.
Goddammit, Vordath, I told you...I'm Jewish!!!
Vordath took the subway to Hell and confronts The Devil.
Hello, Devil. I have come to banish you to the dark of Hell where you are powerless! Dear God, send he who is The Devil powerless. Use your power to-
Hahaha! Silly Vordath, I fart in your general direction! I am all-powerful! I hate you! Feel my wrath of hate and evilness and coolness...wow, it's true, I DO look like Tom Green...
Vordath dies.
AAAHHH!!! IT BURNS!!!! HELP!!!!
I told you, you are powerless against me. I sing in victory! It's raining men, halleleujiah, it's raining men...